I can`t front, I love hair. As far as physical qualities go hair is a close third behind a nice booty and a great smile. If you are rollin' on me with those three attributes then we got at the least a good conversation-lol. Now the good hair vs. bad hair discussion is just crazy to me. Why are you judging people on their hair texture? I know that the white standard of beauty is alive and thriving but it`s more going on than just that. I have been with women who have changed their hair like a BMW changes gears...smoothly. Short, medium, long, even bald, it`s all good.
Let me break it down for you. Long hair can cover a lot of sins, i.e. big ears, big forehead -lol, along with softening facial features. Now, short hair and the bald cut are much harder to pull off. To me, that`s a head shape and/or size deal (smile). When it`s right, it`s tight, but when it`s wrong...well. If you think that I have been trippin' so far ...just wait (smile). We are about to enter the wonderful world of weaves and hair color. Oh joy. Now I have nothing against sistas who indulge in either or both. My only humble request is for it to look real - lol. Blue, green, etc, you KNOW where I`m going. God did not bless us with those colors to have and show the world. So, I ask the classic question: Why? Believe me, it ain't cute. It`s ridiculous. I know that it`s ghetto fab, but I just have problems and issues with the craziness I have to see and endure on a regular basis. What`s worse is that NONE of their people will pull their card on it. They just co-sign and let them roll on in public like that...amazing (smile). Let`s introduce the weave section with a old joke: "Hey, you over there, give that horse back his hair!" I know, I know -sorry- lol. Seriously, a tight weave job looks sensational. As a matter of fact, female relatives, as well as past girlfriends have fooled me for years-ha. My slow self was walking around swearing that their hair was real-duh! - lol!
But my all-time hair/weave moment has to be from a summer camp. About 10 years ago, I was a football instructor. As I was leading the kids thru some agility drills, one of them yelled to me, "Look, Coach T, Peep homegirl!" So, I turn in time to see this brown-skinned beauty in a tight white mini-dress. She was also the proud owner of a two-foot high flaming red bouffant. Sis stopped traffic, time and a number of hearts - lol. Even the girls who were playing softball were like-Damn! - LOL
Let me break it down for you. Long hair can cover a lot of sins, i.e. big ears, big forehead -lol, along with softening facial features. Now, short hair and the bald cut are much harder to pull off. To me, that`s a head shape and/or size deal (smile). When it`s right, it`s tight, but when it`s wrong...well. If you think that I have been trippin' so far ...just wait (smile). We are about to enter the wonderful world of weaves and hair color. Oh joy. Now I have nothing against sistas who indulge in either or both. My only humble request is for it to look real - lol. Blue, green, etc, you KNOW where I`m going. God did not bless us with those colors to have and show the world. So, I ask the classic question: Why? Believe me, it ain't cute. It`s ridiculous. I know that it`s ghetto fab, but I just have problems and issues with the craziness I have to see and endure on a regular basis. What`s worse is that NONE of their people will pull their card on it. They just co-sign and let them roll on in public like that...amazing (smile). Let`s introduce the weave section with a old joke: "Hey, you over there, give that horse back his hair!" I know, I know -sorry- lol. Seriously, a tight weave job looks sensational. As a matter of fact, female relatives, as well as past girlfriends have fooled me for years-ha. My slow self was walking around swearing that their hair was real-duh! - lol!
But my all-time hair/weave moment has to be from a summer camp. About 10 years ago, I was a football instructor. As I was leading the kids thru some agility drills, one of them yelled to me, "Look, Coach T, Peep homegirl!" So, I turn in time to see this brown-skinned beauty in a tight white mini-dress. She was also the proud owner of a two-foot high flaming red bouffant. Sis stopped traffic, time and a number of hearts - lol. Even the girls who were playing softball were like-Damn! - LOL
Your boy, Tony
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